BRAD WAGNER

LITTLE JULIE

IN THE TOWN I LIVE I PLAY IN A BAND

20 BUCKS A HEAD FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND

IF THE OWNER IS COOL AND THE VAN DONT BREAK

MAYBE MEET A GIRL AND BUY HER A STEAK

WELL THERES JUST ONE CLUB FOR EVERY 1000 BANDS

WHAT IS WORTH ITS WIEGHT IN GOLD IS A LOYAL FAN

21 AND OVER WE PLAY 10 TO 2

CAUSE WE AINT FOUND NOTHIN ELSE BETTER TO DO

WELL THERES A GIRL NAMED LITTLE JULIE 

AND SHE PLAYS GUITAR

SHE WEARS TIGHT PANTS 

SAYS SHES GONNA BE A STAR

BUT THERES A GUY IN MY BAND WHO’S 43

BEEN SAYIN THE SAME DAMN THING SINCE HE WAS 17

 

WELL WE ALL SAID SHE’D HAVE TO SELL HER HIGH SCHOOL RINGS

CAUSE SHE COULDN’T DANCE AND SHE COULD’NT SING

BUT I MUST ADMIT I FELT A TWINGE OF JEALOUSY

CAUSE HERE I AM IN A WEDDING BAND

ITS NOT HOW GOOD YOU ARE ITS HOW HARD YOU TRY

WE ALL LAUGHED AND JOKED AS WE WAVED GOODBYE

BUT I SAW HER LAST NIGHT ON MTV

LITTLE JULIE IN NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT

 

LITTLE JULIE MAKES HER TAPES AND SENDS THEM ALL AROUND

BUT SHE NEVER EVER HEARS NOT A SINGLE SOUND

TOLD HER THE REST OF THE WORLD 

DONT CARE WHAT WE DO

WE MIGHT AS WELL BE LIVIN IN TIMBUKTU

SHE SAID OH I KNOW THAT BUT ITS WHAT I GOT TO DO

 CAUSE I AINT GOT A DAMN THING LEFT TO LOSE

BETWEEN YOUR HEART AND YOUR BRAIN WHICH ONE WOULD YOU TRUST

SHE JUST SMILED AT ME FROM A GREYHOUND BUS

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MY FRIEND RICHARD

ME AND MY FRIEND RICHARD WENT OUT THE OTHER NIGHT

LOOKIN FOR A GOOD TIME NOT LOOKIN FOR A FIGHT

SOMETIMES HE GETS EXCITED HARD TO CONTROL

ESPECIALLY WHEN THERES WOMEN WINE AND ROCK N ROLL

HE CAN BE A BIT OVERZEALOUS

WHEN HE HEARS THOSE LADIES MOAN

MY FRIEND RICHARD GOT A MIND OF HIS OWN

 

MY FRIEND RICHARD HE SCARES ME HALF TO DEATH

WITH WOMEN ON HIS MIND AND WHISKEY ON HIS BREATH

I TRY TO TALK HIM DOWN MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND

SOMETIMES ALL HE NEEDS IS JUST A HELPING HAND

HE NEVER LOOKS FOR TROUBLE BUT HE CANT LEAVE IT ALONE

MY FRIEND RICHARD GOT A MIND OF HIS OWN

 

WE WAS IN A SMALL CANTINA SENORITA WALKED ON BY

RICHARD STARTED SQUIRMING AND GIVING HER THE EYE

THE LOCALS SAY ‘NO GRINGO’ SHE BELONGS TO JOSE

I FIGURED WE SHOULD PAY OUR TAB AND BE ON OUR WAY

BUT SHE STARTED LOOKIN AT HIM LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE

MY FRIEND RICHARD GOT A MIND OF HIS OWN

 

JOSE SAID WHERES THAT WEASEL WHO WAS EYEING UP MY WIFE

RICHARD SAID I CAN FIGHT

I’VE BEEN AROUND BOXERS ALL MY LIFE

NOW I’VE SEEN RICHARD BEATEN AND IT AINT NO PRETTY SIGHT

WE SHOULD JUST PAY FOR OUR BEERS

AND LEAVE WITHOUT A FIGHT

OPEN UP THE CUPBOARD MOTHER HUBBARD

AND GIVE THIS DOG A BONE

MY FRIEND RICHARD GOT A MIND OF HIS OWN

 

NOW THE MORAL OF THIS STORY THE MORAL OF THIS SONG

IS IT AINT HOW LONG YOU MAKE IT

ITS HOW YOU MAKE IT LONG

THERES ONE THING I AM CERTAIN OF

TILL IM LAID DOWN IN MY GRAVE

MY FRIEND RICHARD WILL NEVER LEARN HOW TO BEHAVE

HE JUST WANTS TO BE RELEASED

WHEN HES IN THE DANGER ZONE

MY FRIEND RICHARD GOT A MIND OF HIS OWN

 

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JUST LIKE ELVIS

TRAIN I RIDE 16 COACHES LONG

EVERY TRAINS GOT A WOMANS FACE IN IT

AND SHES SINGIN ONE OF MY SONGS

I WANT TO BE A ROCK GOD

I WANNA WALK ON WATER

I WANNA NAME A LEAR JET AFTER MY DAUGHTER

YEAH I WANNA BE JUST LIKE ELVIS

 

NOW EVERY ROCK SINGER 

WHO WRITES A SONG ABOUT ELVIS

ITS ALWAYS HIS BAD POINTS 

THEYRE ALWAYS TRYIN TO SELL US

LIKE A COUNTRY TRUCK DRIVER 

AS AN INFALLIBLE HERO

THEY EXPECTED HIM TO ACT

LIKE BRANDO OR DENIRO

BUT THE ELVIS I REMEMBER

KISSED ANN MARGRET ON THE LIPS

HELD A COUNTRY UP RANSOM

BY THE WAY HE MOVED HIS HIPS

GAVE AWAY TO TOATAL STRANGERS

BRAND NEW CADDILACS

ALTHOUGH HE FIRED ALL HIS BUDDIES

HE ALWAYS HIRED THEM ALL BACK

YEAH I WANNA BE JUST LIKE ELVIS

 

WHETHER ITS IN VEGAS OR FORT LAUDERDALE

OR A HAWAIIAN HOTEL ROOM 

ITS ALWAYS THE SAME OLD TALE

BOY MEETS GIRL GIRL GETS UPTIGHT

GUY COMES OUTTA NOWHERE

SINGS A SONG AND EVERYTHINGS ALRIGHT

THERES A VISION OF ELVIS

 BURNED IN AMERICAS MIND

ITS A FAT GUY IN A WHITE JUMPSUIT

YOU SEE IN A SUPERMARKET LINE

BUT THERES SO MUCH MORE

AND BABY I KNOW I WANNA BE LIKE

ELVIS PRESLEY ON THE SULLIVAN SHOW 

YEAH I WANNA BE JUST LIKE ELVIS

 

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OTHER MAN CAN

YOUR OTHER MAN MIGHT BE A LAWYER

YOUR OTHER MAN MIGHT BE AN MD

BUT WHATEVER HE BE 

BABY YOU GONNA SEE

THAT HE PALES IN COMPARISON TO ME

 

HERE I AM 

HERE I STAND

I CAN SATISFY YOU

I CAN LIQUIFY YOU

I CAN RUFUS T FIREFLY YOU

HERES MY PLAN

I CAN LOVE YOU BETTER

THAN YOUR OTHER MAN CAN

 

YOUR OTHER MAN MIGHT BUY YOU DIAMONDS

YOUR OTHER MAN MIGHT BUY YOU PEARLS

BUT CAN YOUR OTHER MAN UNDERSTAND

WHAT IT TAKES TO BE MAN

I CAN MAKE YOUR LITTLE HAIRS CURL

 

YOUR OTHER MAN MIGHT HAVE MUSCLES

AND MONEY COMING OUT THE WHAZOO

OR BE A FAMOUS POLITICIAN

BUT YOU LIE IN BED WISHIN

IT WAS ME INSTEAD OF HIM

MAKIN LOVE TO YOU

 

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STAND NAKED

FLIPPIN ON THE TV   

SWIMMING THROUGH THE DEBRIS

OF A 35 YR OLD MALE REALITY

CALLIN UP MY CONTACTS SIGNIN PHONY CONTRACTS

SAYIN THINGS YOU CANT TAKE BACK TO SET YOU FREE

LISTEN TO THE BIG MAN SEE HIM DOING HAND STANDS

BLOOD FROM THE NEWSPAPER DIRTYS MY HANDS

WATCHIN THE WISE GUYS HAPPY IN A SUIT AND TIE

BLACKEN YOUR EYE LIKE AN ALSO RAN

 

WELL I BEAR MY SOUL FOR ROCK N ROLL

I AINT GOT THE BRAINS BU I GOT THE GUTS

TO STAND NAKED

 

PRETTY LITTLE POLITICIAN FUNNY LITTLE EXHIBITION 

PLAYING GOLF AND GOING FISHIN HABITUALLY

LYIN TO THE MASSES DIVIDE THEM INTO CLASSES

ROSE COLORED GLASSES ECONOMY

GETTIN OLD AND FAT LET ME SAY THIS ABOUT THAT

TAKE ANOTHER SWING AT BAT OF A SPORTS ANALOGY

GOD DAM THE VOTERS 

GOD BLESS THE TOUR PROMOTERS

GENERAL MOTORS FIXED THIS COUNTRY  

 

HOLD HIGH THE WINNERS POLITICAL SPINNERS

EATIN TV DINNERS VIA SATELLITE

GET OUT YOUR TISSUES DISGUISE THE ISSUES

GET ALL OF THIS NEWS OUT OF ONE SOUND BITE

BACKED UP AT HEATHROW STACKED UP ON DEATH ROW

BRAINS OF A JETHROW  SOOTHIN ME

MORNING IS DAWNING STOCK MARKET SPAWNING

THE ELECTORATE IS YAWNING FOR A WANNA BE

 

 

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RODEO CLOWN

ITS SATURDAY NIGHT ALL OVER THE WORLD

BUT ITS MONDAY MORNING IN MY HEAD

PEOPLE IN THE STANDS 

LAUGHING CLAPPING HANDS

BUT IM ALL ALONE IN MY BED

 

IM FALLING DOWN LIKE A RODEO CLOWN

SHE PUT THE HURTIN ON ME 

DREW THE CURTAIN ON ME

IM A RODEO CLOWN

 

IM HERE SO YOU DONT GET HURT

AS I ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT

THE WORLD HAS A LAUGH

ALL ON MY BEHALF

IM JUST A RODEO CLOWN

 

SWEEP ME WITH A BROOM

BACK INTO MY LONELY ROOM

I AINT NO ROMEO

IM JUST A RODEO OH

LONELY RODEO CLOWN

 

 

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DELIVERING PIZZAS

I WAS A SENIOR AT THE PROM 

I HAD THE WORLD IN MY HANDS

I WAS GONNA BE A SINGER 

IN A LONG HAIR ROCK N ROLL BAND

I HAD MY PRETTY BLONDE GIRLFRIEND 

SITTIN BY MY SIDE

I WAS GONNA TAKE HER ON THE ROAD

I WAS GONNA MAKE HER MY BRIDE

BUT NOW WE SIT IN MY APARTMENT 

THE ROOMS ARE COLD AND DARK

I CAN SEE HER HATEFUL EYES

 BEHIND HER CIGARETTE SPARK

SHE SAYS THAT I REALLY CHANGED

AND IM TURNING INTO A SLOB

AND SHES DEFINITELY A GONER

IF I DONT GET A BETTER JOB

BUT THE ROADS WERE A LITTLE ICY

I HAD SOME CAR TROUBLE TONIGHT

ON THE PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE LINE I ALWAYS WRITE

DELIVERING PIZZAS

 

I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE

I SHOULD HAVE GOT A PHD

BUT I THREW AWAY THE PROMISE

OF FINANCIAL SECURITY

MY FRIENDS WERE PUSHIN 30

AND ME I WAS 31

I BOUNCE AROUND FROM JOB TO JOB

NEVER GETTIN ONE DONE

WE JUST SIT AROUND AND MUMBLE

BOUT OUR UNSECURE STATE

AND WE ALL BLAME POLITICIANS

AS WE COMMISERATE

BUT ILL BE SLEEPING IN TILL NOON

WATCHIN TV TILL ITS NIGHT

AND ON THE PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE LINE I ALWAYS WRITE

DELIVERING PIZZAS

 

WHATS WRONG WITH ME

MY FOLKS WANT TO KNOW

IM SLIDIN DOWN DEEP INTO THAT HOLE

AND I DONT THINK 

IM EVER GONNA SEE LIGHT AGAIN

 

IM PULLING UP A HOUSE

ITS A MANSION ON THE HILL

THERS AN ELDORADO IN THE DRIVEWAY

PARKED NEXT TO COUPE DEVILLE

I FEEL THE GHOST OF MY GRANDFATHER

THE RAGE OF MY OLD MAN

HOW THEY PREACHED TO ME HYPOCRISY

ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM

NOW IM SMILIN AT THE LADY

AS I TAKE MY QUARTER TIP

AS I PASS PASS A BLACK MERCEDES

I FEELMY MIND BEGIN TO SLIP

ITS A THIN LINE BETWEEN HATRED

AND EVERYTHING I FEEL

AS I CLOSE MY EYES 

I FANTASIZE 

AS I CLUTCH A DOLLAR BILL

YOU KNOW I COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER

I COULD HAVE TOOK THAT BOY THAT NIGHT

BUT ON THE PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE LINE I ALWAYS WRITE

DELIVERING PIZZAS

 

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REGULAR JOE

I WEAR A BASEBALL CAP AND A FLANNEL SHIRT

MY HANDS ARE CALLOUSED ALL COVERED IN DIRT

IM A REGULAR JOE 

IM A REGULAR JOE

I AINT NO EINSTEIN BUT I AINT NO CHUMP 

MORE LIKE DONALD DUCK THAN DONALD TRUMP

 

IM A REGULAR JOE 

IM A REGULAR JOE

AND IM SEARCHING THE WORLD FOR A REGULAR GIRL 

IM A REGULAR JOE

 

WELL I WORK ALL DAY WITH A SACK ON MY BACK

LIVE ON A DEAD END STREET NOT A CUL DE SAC

IM A REGULAR JOE 

IM A REGULAR JOE

NOTHIN IN THIS WORLD COMES EASY TO ME

BUT IM A HAPPY CAMPER WITH CABLE TV

IM A REGULAR JOE

IM A REGULAR JOE

 

WHEN MY GRANPAPPY DIED WE LAYED HIM IN THE GROUND

DIDNT KEEP HIM IN A GRECIAN URN

HE SAID HIS GREATEST FEAR

WAS DRINKIN A SHOT AND A BEER 

IN A BAR THAT WAS COVERED IN FERNS

 

I AINT NO ROCKEFELLER BUT I WORK REAL HARD 

IM A STAND UP FELLA WITH A UNION CARD

IM A REGULAR JOE IM A REGULAR JOE   ch

 

I MIGHT BE QUIET AND SHY WHILE LIFE PASSES BY

BUT THE WORLD IM LIVIN IN IS REAL

I AINT NO BIG EARTHQUAKE

BUT I GOT A FIRM HANDSHAKE 

AND IM TRYIN TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL

 

IM WEARIN MY HEART OUT ON MY SLEEVE

I THINK YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT THIS IS FOR ME

CAUSE IM A REGULAR JOE 

IM A REGULAR JOE

AND IM SEARCHIN THE WORLD FOR A REGULAR GIRL

IM A REGULAR JOE 

IF YOURE A REGULAR GIRL COME ON AND TAKE A WHIRL

WITH THIS REGULAR JOE

 

 

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LOSANGELESE

I WROTE A SONG ON MY 4 TRACK

IT WAS A SONG ABOUT ARNOLD HORSHACK

I SENT IT OUT TO THE RECORD COMPANIES

THEY WROTE ME BACK ABOUT HALF PAST SIX

THEY SAID THEY WANTED 8 BY 10’S OF GLOSSY PICS

SEND THEM TO LOSANGELESE

 

MY FRIENDS SAY IM WAISTING MY TALENTS

AND IM STARTING TO LOOK UNBALANCED

HEAD OUT TO THE WEST COAST

WHERE THE MONEY GROWS ON TREES

AS I GOT OFF THE PLANE

I FELT MY SINUSES STARTING TO DRAIN

IN LOSANGELESE

 

EVERY GUY YOU MEET IS A PRODUCER

EVERY GIRL WANYS YOU TO SEDUCE HER

AND THE FELLA PUMPIN GAS IS A GAME SHOW MC

THEY CALL THEIR HOOKERS ESCORTS

AND THEY ALL DRIVE GERMAN IMPORTS

IN LOSANGELESE

 

THE RECORD GUYS WERE OUT TO LUNCH

AND AFTER THAT WE DID SOME BRUNCH

THEY SAID THEY WERE LOOKIN 

FOR SOME CATCHY POP MELODIES

IF YOU JUST CUT OUT THIS NONSENSE

ABOUT JUSTICE AND SOCIAL CONSCIENCE 

WHEN YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

COME BACK TO LOSANGELESE

 

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STRANGER

ITS ANOTHER SAT NIGHT DOWN HERE AT THE BIGHAM TAVERN

THE BARTENDER IS SLEEPING IN HIS FOOD

THE RINGING OF THE POKER MACHINES

THE FLUSHING OF THE MENS LATRINES

PUTS ME IN A ROMANTIC MOOD

 

AS I STUMBLE IN THE AIR CONDITIONING FILLS MY LUNGS

AND THE JUKEBOX IS BANGIN OUT PATSY CLINE

AFTER A WORKIN DAY I GOT A HUNCH

ILL BE EATING BEEF JERKY FOR MY SUPPER AND LUNCH

IVE LOST MY PRIDE NOW IM LOOSING TRACK OF THE TIME

 

IVE BEEN BANGIN BACK THESE ROLLING ROCKS

SINCE QUATER PAST SIX O CLOCK

ON MY WAY TO ANOTHER DRUNK AND DISORDERLY

IF YOURE LOOKING FOR SOME COMPANY

AND YOU AINT FUSSY ABOUT QUALITY

IF YOURE LOOKING FOR A STRANGER

THERE AINT NOBODY STRANGER THAN ME

 

I SEE HER THERE AS SHE WIGGLES ON TO HER BARSTOOL

I KNOW SHES CHECKIN ME OUT 

THROUGH THE REFLECTION IN HER COMPACT MIRROR

WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE UNDER MAKE UP

ITS HARD TO TELL

BUT ITS QUARTER TO LAST CALL

SO I FIGURE WHAT THE HELL

SO I SWAGGER ON UP AND I WHISPER IN HER EAR

 

 

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HULA HOOP

I TOOK A DARE AND I 

FOLLOWED YOU ALL THE WAY HOME

I LEFT MY CAR IN AN ILLEGAL PARKING ZONE

WHEN IM TOUCHING YOU 

CAN YOU FEEL IT TOO

IS THIS LOVE OR JUST THE CHICKEN CORDON BLU

  

I SAY HI AND YOU SAY LOW

I ASK WHY YOU SAY I DONT KNOW

YOU GOT ME GOIN IN CIRCLES LOOP DE LOOP

ROUND N ROUND LIKE A HULA HOOP

 

NIGHT AFTER NIGHT YOUR 

HOLDIN ME ON A STRING

IM SPILLING MY GUTS BUT YOU DONT SAY A THING

I REMEMBER THE SUMMER WE WOULD

BURN AND SWELTER

DOWN IN YOUR DADDYS FALLOUT SHELTER

 

 

ILL PICK YOU UP 

EVERY TIME YOU FALL

ILL BE YOUR KEN

IF YOULL BE MY BARBIE DOLL

 

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ANITA EKBERG

YOUR YEARBOOKS OPEN WIDE

 YOUVE BEEN CRYIN ALL  LAST NIGHT

COMPARING ME TO ALL YOUR CLASS ACTS

WELL ITS JOHNNY THIS AND ITS JOEY THAT

AND HOW COME WE AINT ON THE THE FAST TRACK

WELL I AINT TOP OF THE WORLD TOP OF THE CHARTS

I AINT JUSTIN BIEBER BREAKING BROKEN HEARTS

I DONT HOLD YOU UP I DONT HOLD YOU UP

I DONT HOLD YOU UP TO ANITA EKBERG

 

YOUR DADDY WARNED YOU THAT 

I WAS NOT WHERE ITS AT

I DID NOT GO TO YALE OR FORDHAM

IM NOT MR RIGHT IM NOT EVEN MR LAST NIGHT

BECAUSE I CANT ALLEVIATE YOUR BOREDOM

I AINT CEO OR EVEN PHD IM A D&D BABY

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME

I DONT HOLD YOU UP I DONT HOLD YOU UP

IDONT HOLD YOU TO ANITA EKBERG

 

THE PHONES RINGIN IT WOULD NOT STOP

ITS PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLIN ME UP

SAYIN BRAD WHAT DO NEED TO MAKE THIS COUNTRY GROW

IS IT STOCKS AND BONDS

IS IT LOW INTEREST MORTGAGE RATES

NO BARRY ITS ANITA EKBERG

I AINT TOP OF THE WORLD TOP OF THE HEAP

I AINT LEARIN ROSETTA STONE

FROM MY IPAD WHILE I SLEEP

I DONT HOLD YOU UP I DONT HOLD YOU UP 

I DONT HOLD YOU UP TO ANITA EKBERG

LIFE WOULD BE SWEETER

IF YOU WERE LA DOLCE VIDA

OH OH OH OH......OH OH OH OH...YOU SAY

WHO THE HELL IS ANITA EKBERG

 

 

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VOLVO

MY BABY LEFT ME SHE DIDNT SAY GOODBYE

MY BABY LEFT ME SHE DIDNT TELL ME WHY

SHE CAME BACK TO MY HOUSE 

TO GET SOME RECORDS SHE FORGOT

AND I SAW THE NEW CAR HER AND HER 

NEW BOYFRIEND HAD BOUGHT

 

SHE WANTS A VOLVO

SHE WANTS TO DRIVE REAL FAR

SHE WANTS A VOLVO A EUROPEAN CAR

SHW WANTS A VOVLO

TO GO CRUISIN ALL AROUND TOWN

 

MY BABY LOVES ME SHE’D NEVER TELL ME GOODBYE

MY BABY LOVES ME SHES THE APPLE OF MY EYE

SHE SAID IM SORRY HONEY BUT I JUST CANT STAY

WITH ALL THE GODAMN CIGAR SMOKE

AND YOUR BEAT UP CHEVROLET

 

SHE WANTS A VOLVO SO SHE CAN LOOK REAL SHARP

SOFT ON THE MILEAGE AND ITS EASY TO PARK

SHE WANTS A VOLVO SO SHE CAN LOOK REAL COOL

FOR ALL THE YUPPIES IN HUSH PUPPIES

FRESH OUT OF BUSINESS SCHOOL

 

 

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DRINKIN SMOKIN GAMBLIN

I REMEMBER BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL

I WAS PREACHED AT BY THE NUNS

WHO TOLD ME NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING THATS FUN

BUT I REJECTED THEIR PROPOSAL

THERES JUST ONE THING I’VE FOUND

I KNOW THAT READING WRITING AND RYTHMETIC

IS ACADEMICALLY SOUND 

BUT I LIKE

DRINKIN SMOKIN GAMBLIN AND FOOLIN AROUND

 

THEY SENT ME TO A DOCTOR 

WAS A BOW TIED SHRINK

SAID SIT ON MY COUCH BOY

AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

ARE YOU IGNORANT OR APATHETIC

HE ASKED ME WITH A STARE

I TOLD HIM 

I DONT KNOW MAN

AND I DONT CARE

 

THEY PUT TAX ON LIQUOR 

THEY PUT A TAX ON SMOKE

THEY PUT A TAX ON NUMBERS

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE

WHEN THEY PUT A TAX ON LOVIN

THATS WHEN THE WALLS COME TUMBLIN DOWN

LET THE PURITANS HEAD FOR THE HILLS 

WERE HEADING DOWNTOWN

FOR SOME

DRINKIN SMOKIN GAMBLIN AND FOOLIN AROUND

 

I SAID WERE DRINKIN SMOKIN GAMBLIN

AND FOOLIN AROUND

LET THEM SAY WHAT THEY WANT

WERE HEADING DOWNTOWN

FOR SOME

DRINKIN SMOKIN GAMBLIN AND FOOLIN AROUND

 

YOU SAY YOUR LOOKIN FOR SALVATION

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO SAVE YOUR SOUL

JUST OPEN UP THE GOSPEL

OF RHYTHM  AND BLUES ROCK N ROLL

ITS KNOWN THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND

LET THEM HEAD FOR THE HILLS 

WERE HEADING DOWNTOWN FOR SOME

DRINKIN SMOKIN GAMBLIN AND FOOLIN AROUND

 

 

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BARFLY

IM A BARFLY BABY IVE BEEN HERE SO LONG

I AINT GOIN NOWHERE 

TILL THEY PLAY MY SONG

IM A BARFLY BABY IVE BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT

I NEED ONE MORE DRINK 

IM GONNA FEEL ALRIGHT

 

IM DRINKIN WITH MY FREINDS

 

I COULD STARE AT YOUR LEGS

TILL MY EYES GO BLIND

IVE BEEN EYEBALLIN YOU BABY

I HOPE YOU DONT MIND

YOU SAY YOU DONT WANT TO 

FALL IN LOVE NO MORE

DONT WORRY BABY 

NO ONES EVER LOVED ME BEFORE

 

IM DRINKIN WITH MY FRIENDS

 

 

 

IM A BARFLY BABY IVE BEEN HERE SO LONG

THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE IVE FOUND

WHERE I BELONG

IM A BARFLY BABY IVE BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT

I NEED ONE MORE DRINK

IM GONNA FEEL ALRIGHT

 

ALRIGHT

 

IM DRINKIN WITH MY FRIENDS 

 

 

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